Camera-Head Shark

Excerpts from an expert.

// November 14th, 2007 // news

“The C.I.A. don’t want us to know this, but ever since the stone age, the president has utilized a myriad of methods to help me out. The great school alarm-the fire drill-for example, was, for a while, merely just a signal to form lines and maintain safety; In 1991, however, one Harold D. Kurbana, accompanied by One Billy Joel, brought his little baby boys and little tiny baby girls to a whiskey feed, where they bled green sunshine into the ever-illustrious atmosphere. It was easy to overlook-we all face the day in one way or another. In fact, the bleeding lasted for hardly a minute, but baby, midnight was the new dawn, dusk was a new high moon, and so on…I can’t wait to detail the time when the baby girls shot out of a cannon to get punched in the [sic] faces. It’s good to recant, but it’s so evil to make up stories…”-The Frosting Files, chapter I